The Waiting Game

Dating and job hunting are very similar.  You apply for a job, you give your number to a guy, then you wait and wait and wait for them to call.  The call comes, you meet, you are on your best behavior, you ask each other a bunch of questions and hopefully give all the right answers, go home, then wait for them to call you back.  You apply to a lot of jobs, you go out with a lot of different guys, but in the end, you only need one.  Just need one job.  Just need one guy to marry.  Until then, you play the waiting game.